if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
(via marifornia-ave)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
(Source: fweecarter, via fictionismydrug)
hes like i fucking dare you
they distURB ME WHAT THE EVEN FUCK SHIT
“i am the glass”
(Source: meme4u, via the-biggest-baddest-biatch)
HEY GUYS IT’S JUNE 19
GUESS THAT MEANS?
IT MEANS FUN!
NO
HELL YES MOTHERFUCKERS
it’s my fucking birthday
(via the-biggest-baddest-biatch)
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via fictionismydrug)
this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian
(Source: i-keep-the-wolf-from-the-door, via zachlilley)
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
(via fictionismydrug)
the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school
(via laughteristhebestmedisine)
